August 2010
3 posts
Anonymous asked: youre a poopy face full of poopiness and youre madly in love with my best friend.
Movies are Stupid: In Response to Sarah Bear(s... →
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Hey there little guy,
I’m sorry your car screwed up in the middle of an intersection, and I’m glad you got it fixed again. However, I wish your predicament would have happened on a draw bridge while a huge boat was coursing towards it. It would have added an air of drama to the whole ordeal I…
Let’s green light this deal. my one condition is that I’m played half of the time by...
In Response to Sarah Bear(s poop in the woods)...
Hey there little guy,
I’m sorry your car screwed up in the middle of an intersection, and I’m glad you got it fixed again. However, I wish your predicament would have happened on a draw bridge while a huge boat was coursing towards it. It would have added an air of drama to the whole ordeal I think. Your car stalls in the middle of the drawbridge, while the bridge keeper is out on...
July 2010
1 post
My Great-Aunt Reviews "Inception"
This week, I had to go out of town to see a sick friend of mine, so I had my 96-year-old great aunt, Sophie fill in for me. Her review is of Inception, the new release by Christopher Nolan (Director of Batman Begins, Batman The Dark Night, Batman Scared Stupid, Batman Goes to Africa, Batman Ends, The Prestige) which is sure to be a genre-smashing blockbuster.
While this may be her first review...
June 2010
2 posts
My character Larry visits his local cafe and does...
This is my character Larry doing an interview with...
May 2010
6 posts
jesicamarie asked: are u gonna go to the gainesville tumblr meet up???
http://jesicamarie.tumblr.com/post/629056353/hanbanesty-steampoweredmedia-remember-the
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Ironman 2: A Review of a Movie I Haven't Seen
Today I am reviewing the recent blockbuster release “Ironman2: I’m STEEL Here”. It’s been nearly 13 years since the Shaquile O’Neal vehicle “Steel” was released to simultaneous critical applause and radical Muslim uproar (for its zany depiction of The Prophet Mohammed). After leaving fans screaming “more, more!” like a bitch in heat, director...
Justin Reviews "Old Dogs"
Old dogs are what young dogs become when they get old. One would think this common knowledge, but everybody always acts surprised when little Rover starts pukin’ blood all over the good rug. Maybe they thought ol’ trusty Rover would stay spry and healthy their whole life; maybe they thought the rug would be good forever. Regardless, when things get old enough, they start puking blood...
A Review of District 9 (From the Point of View of...
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Movie Review: Inglourious Basterds, or, G.I. Joe...
Quentin Tarrantino, or QT-Pie as he’s called around these parts, is like driving a car through a tennis match— You don’t lose, but you certainly don’t win. After struggling through as many of his movies as possible I have determined that Quentin Tarrantino has no actual original thoughts of his own, but lives just as a big, ugly mirror. It’s like he’s a band...
My Review of G.I. Joe, or, Succumbing to Peer...
Seeing as both Justin Brasher and Dylan H. Macy(I forget your last name, forgive my insolence) have devoted time to reviewing G.I. Joe, I decided it was high time to review the movie myself. Now, some may say,”Gee, J-Money. Isn’t it hard to review a movie you haven’t even seen?” My answer? No. Now, G.I. Joe tells the story of Gregory Ignacious Joe(played by Jeff...
